2017年3月8日星期三

the funniest JC tutor in SG

Yup that's me.... okay so today I was looking at the MRT map, and then I realized that there are two ways to go from Harbourfront to Dhoby Ghaut: One via the yellow circle line (which is a serious misnomer, it is not a complete circle yet so boo!) and there is another way via the purple North-east line. Well, if you can go by the easy approach, why take the long and tedious one?

If you can do it short and sweet via the purple line, why waste your time sitting on the circle line and go one big round around Singapore? The most obvious solution isn't always the easiest, so even if you do see the circle line entrance first before the north east line one, do heed your intuition and walk a few more steps till you see your purple shortcut (: (: (:

So how is this linked to jc tuition? well you know, sometimes the maths department loves to confuse you a little by setting questions that require the differentiation of logarithmic functions. Well, don't slip into the trap. Break up these pesky little functions (you know Ln a/b = Ln a - Ln b) into more manageable ones and you are good to go.

Also, I think the graphic calculator can be sped up. Instead of mathprint (the old, creaky, slow function) you may want to change your mode to CLASSIC. It works damn fast that way trust me.

Oh yeah and I am growing a lot fatter! which is really great since that means I can bleed for 3-4 days rather than 1 single day? Eh no, scratch that...I used to bleed for one hour per menstruation cycle as I was way too skinny so now I will eat more and make my kitten more well nourished.

Kitty kitty, must grow big and strong ok, mummy cat whole day eat three bowls of lor mee for you one eh.