My kitten is hiding in the deep dark crevices of my womb and she refuses to be born this month! Kitten dearest, mummy cat very nice to you already you know. for you horh, mummy cat go and eat eat eat eat all sorts of fattening cat food so you can grow big and fat this month.
Please do me proud and bleed like a torrential flood for a good whole week ok, try not to slow down to a mere trickle in just one day? Please?